wow. i just got back from the most pointless thing i have ever been to in my entire life. no, not a wedding. RiverSplash. (presented by Miller Lite... yeah. that should've been my first hint.) this is how they should advertise it...

"Hey kids!! Have you ever thought 'gee I like Summerfest a lot, but I wish there weren't all those pesky good bands or things to do... I just wanna stand around in a sea of drunken idiots who will blow cigarette smoke in my face and spill beer on me throughout the night,' then boy oh boy do we have the festival for YOU! RiverSplash! Yeah we'll check your ID... maybe."

well, i learned my lesson.