Saturday, April 30, 2005

ok, NOW they decide to cancel Star Trek: Enterprise? dear lord. i need to bash some heads in at UPN. (if you have no clue what i'm talking about and you enjoy the star trek, be nice to me, i just might hook you up with a dvd of the latest 2 episodes. seriously. my god.)

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Sunday, April 24, 2005

so i'm browsing around, and i find the following (real) hilariousness.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey 1967

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

sorry, i added the bolding of the text, i couldn't resist. i certainly hope a satanist doesn't read this and i am destroyed. perhaps the local wizard can cast a 3rd level dragon-fire spell and i can be protected. wow, just wow. have a nice night everyone.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

four score and seven days ago, my friend Zack sent me the following ridiculously incorrect usage of street talk used in a McDonald's ad on the ESPN website.

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yeah, i know. luckily, someone who has the power of a comic strip decided to call them on it.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

this is just so wrong. it's kinda funny to be embarrassingly honest, but still... wrong.

do you miss Cat Schwartz? of course you do. then check out her brand spankin' new podcast. she actually swears in it! now there's something sweet lil' Cat would never do on techTV. while we're on the subject, you can listen to Leo Laporte's current tech radio show, constantly archived here.

new movie reviews coming soon... i swear.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

who's aim profile do you think this belongs to, based on content? my guess is Courtney Love.

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